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THE DOUCHEBAG TEST
Question 1 of 5
Pick your weekend uniform. Be honest.
Tailored blazer, crisp shirt. I dress like I own things.
Nice jeans, quality sweater. Effortlessly expensive.
Shorts and whatever's clean. Comfort is king.
Designer everything with visible logos. You'll know I paid for this.
Vintage band tee, zero irony. This is who I am.